NFR Project: ‘It’s a Gift’
Dir: Norman Z. McLeod
Scr: Jack Cunningham
Pho: Henry Sharp
Ed: N/A
Premiere: Nov. 17, 1934
68 min.
This, my favorite W.C. Fields film, is not based on his best-remembered persona – that of the cynical, drink-addled conman. It is a secondary but much more moving persona he resorts to in this feature – the put-upon, patiently suffering average American man.
Fields is the hapless Harold Bissonette (pronounced ‘Biss-oh-NAY’), a simple storekeeper who’s burdened with a contemptuous wife, oblivious children, and terrifying customers. He dreams of owning an orange ranch in California. When fate intervenes, sending him a windfall due to the death of Uncle Bean, he buys a site sight unseen, packs up the family, and heads West.
The film is really a collection of shorter sketches gathered together under a loose narrative, sketches which were time-tested for their effectiveness. Harold’s ineffectuality is evident from the beginning, when his daughter commandeers the bathroom mirror, forcing him into all manner of contortions to get shaved. His wife is at him constantly, and his young son is interested only in his roller skates. “Don’t you love me, Pop?” the kid queries. Fields makes as to hit him. “Don’t you strike that child!” his wife exclaims. “He's not gonna tell ME I don’t love him!” Fields replies.
Harold makes his way downstairs, where a brace of unruly customers confront him. An obnoxious man wants 10 pounds of kumquats. Fields struggles to fill his order, as -- “Look out! Here comes Mr. Muckle, the blind man!” -- weaves his way to the store, shattering the glass doors, destroying a display of light bulbs, cantankerously complaining as Fields gets him a pack of chewing gum (Fields must yell into his ear trumpet; Muckle is a tad deaf as well). Even Fields’ familiar nemesis Baby LeRoy steps in and ruins his store.
The centerpiece of the film is the long sequence in which Fields tries to get to sleep on his back porch in the middle of the night. First his perch collapses; then the milkman comes along with his noisy bottles. A stray cocoanut clatters down the stairs. The gleefully malevolent Baby LaRoy drops objects on him. Two idiot women loudly debate what to get at the pharmacy. An insurance salesman briskly strides up – “Do you know a man name of Carl LaFong – Carl LaFong? Capital L, small A, capital F, small O, small N, small G?!” He proceeds to try to sell Fields a policy. “You can, by paying only five dollars a week, retire at 90 on a comfortable income!”
In short, the world is set up against the best efforts of Harold to live a peaceful life. (He gets a quick snort in now and then.) He never explodes; he simply and calmly mutters asides out of the corner of the mouth.
When Harold takes his family to California, it turns out that the orange ranch was a pig in a poke. The ranch house is a gutted shack; the oranges are the size of walnuts. His family turns and begins to walk away from him. He sits on his car: it collapses. It appears that Harold is doomed.
Then Fields, with wicked wit, turns the tables. It runs out that his property is valuable – it is needed to build grandstands for a new racetrack. Fields can name his price, and does. We cut to the view of a beautiful orange ranch. The wife and children are off to church in a chauffeured car. Fields contentedly plucks a large orange from a branch and squeezes it to make himself a healthy cocktail.
Fields’ depiction of his domestic imprisonment carries the sting of experience, making him an unlikely sympathetic character. We root for Mr. Bissonette because he is one of us, thwarted incessantly by the lunacy of those around him. The grand wish fulfillment of the denouement gives us a fairy-tale ending that only underlines everything that has gone before.
We leave Fields in peace, away from the insulting bustle and stupidity of the human race. It’s a place that can only be gotten to in the movies.
The NFR is one writer’s attempt to review all the films listed in the National Film Registry in chronological order. Next time: Little Miss Marker.